Kadfubbog is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful hippopotamus.

Kadfubbog created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadfubbog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kadfubbog, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Kadfubbog's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kadfubbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Kadfubbog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Never eat bark.