Volortlimgat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, competent faun.

Volortlimgat created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volortlimgat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Volortlimgat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Volortlimgat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Volortlimgat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Volortlimgat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Volortlimgat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must pray to Volortlimgat eight times a day.

5. Badgers are not to be trusted.