Nanshavtab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, humane jellyfish.

Nanshavtab created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanshavtab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nanshavtab, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Nanshavtab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nanshavtab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must love Nanshavtab.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nanshavtab.

5. Never look in ponds.