Paspophom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever armadillo.

Paspophom created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paspophom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Paspophom, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Paspophom's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Paspophom's Holy Commandments

1. Paspophom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.