Pognarlcab is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able
warg.
Pognarlcab created the world four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pognarlcab, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Pognarlcab, she will attempt to scare you with floods.
Pognarlcab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Pognarlcab's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never feed wheat to monkeys while wearing cyan jumpers.
4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Pognarlcab in the centre of the settlement.
5. Do not speak about spinach.