Libhamart is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring faun.

Libhamart created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Libhamart, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Libhamart, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Libhamart's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Libhamart's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Never wear blue scarves.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never laugh near bats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.