Jopbittail is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid fox.

Jopbittail created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Jopbittail, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jopbittail, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Jopbittail's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Jopbittail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Jopbittail on top of important buildings.