Henhasyam is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, happy shrew.

Henhasyam created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henhasyam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Henhasyam, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Henhasyam's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Henhasyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Never sing near capybaras.

3. Henhasyam loves otters, so they must be respected.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Always help monkeys.