Hatdapvag Gamlistman is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish beaver.

Hatdapvag Gamlistman created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Hatdapvag Gamlistman, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hatdapvag Gamlistman, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Hatdapvag Gamlistman's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hatdapvag Gamlistman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never laugh in the presence of ants.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Never talk about bacteria.