Lithiglit is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful dove.

Lithiglit created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lithiglit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lithiglit, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Lithiglit's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Lithiglit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five zinc sculptures of Lithiglit on top of important buildings.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. You must pray to Lithiglit four times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.