Hinxuclun is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic beaver.

Hinxuclun created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hinxuclun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hinxuclun, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hinxuclun's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hinxuclun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hinxuclun.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hide from white horses for they are unholy.