Pangfonceb is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, merciless snail.

Pangfonceb created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangfonceb, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangfonceb, he will turn you into a dog.

Pangfonceb's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pangfonceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Respect your elders.