Ranbarnflat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish yak.

Ranbarnflat created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranbarnflat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ranbarnflat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ranbarnflat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ranbarnflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near aardvarks while wearing orange boots.

4. Put Ranbarnflat first in all things.

5. Always stare at clouds.