Listhengigkabnegpogbig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty fairy.

Listhengigkabnegpogbig created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listhengigkabnegpogbig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Listhengigkabnegpogbig, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Listhengigkabnegpogbig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Listhengigkabnegpogbig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Listhengigkabnegpogbig.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about gravity near turtles while wearing black shorts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your back.