Flagfunfob is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful frog.

Flagfunfob created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagfunfob, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flagfunfob, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flagfunfob's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Flagfunfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Never play with disobedient children.