Miftincad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous deer.

Miftincad created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miftincad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Miftincad, he will turn you into a plant.

Miftincad's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Miftincad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must love Miftincad.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Never talk about tortoises.