Dagbop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering cow.

Dagbop created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagbop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dagbop, it will turn you into a duck.

Dagbop's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dagbop's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight cats approach from the west.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not covet oxen.