Methit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident frog.

Methit created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Methit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Methit, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Methit's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Methit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Methit.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never feed lots of figs to eagles while wearing pink skirts.

5. Never paint your chest green.