Vadfidxem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent jackal.

Vadfidxem created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadfidxem, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vadfidxem, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vadfidxem's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Vadfidxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never chant in the presence of sharks.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Vadfidxem on top of all buildings.