Cadpogaf is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate fish.

Cadpogaf created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadpogaf, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadpogaf, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cadpogaf's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cadpogaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cadpogaf's priests.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.