Tikzigduss is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident wombat.

Tikzigduss created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikzigduss, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tikzigduss, she will turn you into a dog.

Tikzigduss' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tikzigduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near snakes while wearing green dresses.

2. Do not keep four rats in a large pit.

3. Tikzigduss loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.