Bumbepratvon is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful crane.

Bumbepratvon created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbepratvon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bumbepratvon, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bumbepratvon's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bumbepratvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.