Higortdag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless dugong.

Higortdag created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higortdag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Higortdag, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Higortdag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Higortdag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Higortdag.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.