Cipcutnan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair hyena.

Cipcutnan created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cipcutnan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cipcutnan, he will cry a lot.

Cipcutnan's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cipcutnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always obey Cipcutnan's priests.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Never look in ponds.