Mitbegbomcipdavcudbest is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong parrot.

Mitbegbomcipdavcudbest created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitbegbomcipdavcudbest, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mitbegbomcipdavcudbest, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Mitbegbomcipdavcudbest's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Mitbegbomcipdavcudbest's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mitbegbomcipdavcudbest.

3. Worship no other gods but Mitbegbomcipdavcudbest.

4. Run away from brown great tits, for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mitbegbomcipdavcudbest.