Gudtitnarttitfotfar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental fairy.

Gudtitnarttitfotfar created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudtitnarttitfotfar, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gudtitnarttitfotfar, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gudtitnarttitfotfar's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gudtitnarttitfotfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.