Quambegbon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited lobster.

Quambegbon created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quambegbon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quambegbon, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Quambegbon's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Quambegbon's Holy Commandments

1. Quambegbon loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never run in holy places.