Rothabvad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional fox.

Rothabvad created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rothabvad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rothabvad, she will turn you into a sheep.

Rothabvad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rothabvad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Rothabvad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.