Nelcimstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish dragonfly.

Nelcimstrag created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelcimstrag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nelcimstrag, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Nelcimstrag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Nelcimstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.