Carbarnrul is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain shrew.

Carbarnrul created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Carbarnrul, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Carbarnrul, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Carbarnrul's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Carbarnrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Never feed aubergines to ducks while wearing ear rings.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Carbarnrul on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about stars.