Narlcintargben is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain gerbil.

Narlcintargben created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlcintargben, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Narlcintargben, he will not invite you to parties.

Narlcintargben's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Narlcintargben's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narlcintargben.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.