Luncutdud is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil warg.

Luncutdud created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Luncutdud, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Luncutdud, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Luncutdud's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Luncutdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Run away from red birds, for they are unholy.

3. Always obey Luncutdud's priests.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.