Yamlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring butterfly.

Yamlarn created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamlarn, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yamlarn, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yamlarn's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Yamlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Doves are not to be trusted.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.