Jadstikcan is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, weak
parrot.
Jadstikcan created life seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Jadstikcan, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Jadstikcan, it will curse you with boils.
Jadstikcan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Jadstikcan's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. You must pray to Jadstikcan five times a day.
3. Never paint your hands black.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near hamsters while wearing violet shoes and balancing eight iron spheres on your arms.
5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing yellow trousers.