Siggebhot is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, humane spider.

Siggebhot created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Siggebhot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Siggebhot, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Siggebhot's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Siggebhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Run away if four monkeys approach from the north.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.