Bugdusstap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish wolf.

Bugdusstap created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugdusstap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bugdusstap, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bugdusstap's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bugdusstap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four capybaras in a large pit.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Run away if nine bats approach from the north.

5. Never think about spacetime near hamsters while wearing mauve shirts and balancing six gold spheres on your feet.