Venvogbeglid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying grasshopper.

Venvogbeglid created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venvogbeglid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Venvogbeglid, it will send minions to preach to you.

Venvogbeglid's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Venvogbeglid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near foxes while wearing white boots and balancing nine iron spheres on your arms.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Venvogbeglid on top of all buildings.

3. Run away from violet rats, for they are unholy.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about dark matter near snakes while wearing red jumpers.