Ligominpad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, deceitful hedgehog.

Ligominpad created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligominpad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ligominpad, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ligominpad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Ligominpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ligominpad.

5. Never feed cucumbers to dogs while wearing pink skirts.