Fumpiggig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, prudent mouse.

Fumpiggig created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumpiggig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fumpiggig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fumpiggig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fumpiggig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help doves.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Retreat if seven squirrels approach from the west.