Fumpiggig is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, prudent
mouse.
Fumpiggig created the Sun seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fumpiggig, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Fumpiggig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Fumpiggig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Fumpiggig's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Always help doves.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Retreat if seven squirrels approach from the west.