Jatstanmad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, two-faced raven.

Jatstanmad created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatstanmad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jatstanmad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jatstanmad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Jatstanmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat bark.