Jatstanmad is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, two-faced
raven.
Jatstanmad created humanity three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jatstanmad, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Jatstanmad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Jatstanmad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Jatstanmad's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Sheep are not to be trusted.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Never eat bark.