Tarpragsand is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable
dugong.
Tarpragsand created the planet Venus three million years ago.
If you believe in
Tarpragsand, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Tarpragsand, he will boil you in a big pot.
Tarpragsand's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Tarpragsand's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Feed all hungry otters.
3. Never write about stars.
4. Do not shave your feet.
5. Never write about solid mechanics.