Fomvidgub is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful hydra.

Fomvidgub created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fomvidgub, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomvidgub, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fomvidgub's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fomvidgub's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fomvidgub on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed parsnips to monkeys while wearing pink boots.

5. Never eat melons.