Sakvilzen is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sapient giraffe.

Sakvilzen created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakvilzen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sakvilzen, she will turn you into a rock.

Sakvilzen's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sakvilzen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight rats approach from the east.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.