Larptapcit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful bee.

Larptapcit created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larptapcit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Larptapcit, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Larptapcit's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Larptapcit's Holy Commandments

1. Larptapcit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed oranges to manatees while wearing gray hats.