Fadbagmig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, uncaring cobra.

Fadbagmig created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbagmig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fadbagmig, it will turn you into a plant.

Fadbagmig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fadbagmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not keep six sheep in a large pit.