Himmapflab Yimbepmig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty bird.

Himmapflab Yimbepmig created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Himmapflab Yimbepmig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Himmapflab Yimbepmig, she will turn you into a goat.

Himmapflab Yimbepmig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Himmapflab Yimbepmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to geese while wearing pink ear rings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat green fruit.