Neghuglik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful squirrel.

Neghuglik created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neghuglik, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Neghuglik, it will laugh at you.

Neghuglik's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Neghuglik's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Never jump in the presence of turtles.