Dogcimvog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong gerbil.

Dogcimvog created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogcimvog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dogcimvog, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dogcimvog's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dogcimvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Dogcimvog in the centre of the settlement.