Hublankin is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, caring butterfly.

Hublankin created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hublankin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hublankin, it will not care at all.

Hublankin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hublankin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always obey Hublankin's priests.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think ill of sick mites.