Kinsascanrag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, kind giraffe.

Kinsascanrag created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinsascanrag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kinsascanrag, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kinsascanrag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Kinsascanrag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Never feed corn to doves while wearing gray dresses.

4. Kinsascanrag loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Kinsascanrag in the centre of the settlement.